i like how all those dudes are ‘wahh prof. sycamore is SEXUALIZED to SELL TO WOMEN!!’ and its like prof. sycamore aint even sexualized like all he is is an attractive modestly dressed dude like women gamers gotta deal with battle bikinis and watermelon sized titties and these dudes cryin about a fella with nice hair and a cute smile like lmao get on my level
what if i cut my hair short and dyed it black
and then wore my short black wig over it
and when people question my new hair i’ll be like nah its a wig
and then take the wig off
and have the exact same hairstyle underneath it
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.